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6 PEOPLE THAT CAN RUIN YOUR WEDDING DAY EXPERIENCE.

6 PEOPLE THAT CAN RUIN YOUR WEDDING DAY EXPERIENCE.
Written by 2secondgist

6 PEOPLE THAT CAN RUIN YOUR WEDDING DAY EXPERIENCE.

6 PEOPLE THAT CAN RUIN YOUR WEDDING DAY EXPERIENCE.

6 PEOPLE THAT CAN RUIN YOUR WEDDING DAY EXPERIENCE.

It’s a big day, you’ve been planning it, you’ve been stressed, you’ve prayed and fasted self, you came wait for the big day to come.

And then finally the day is here.

Here are 6 People apart from God that your wedding day experience depends on.

1) THE PEOPLE SHARING THE FOOD/DRINKS.

Go to some weddings and see where the women put in charge of food sharing start to use food to settle scores with enemies and reward their friends amongst the crowd.

Some will share food with those they know first, keep their own share that they will take home to be warming for the next one year in bags and deep nylons before they share the remaining one.

You can purchase 5 bags of rice, and invite 50 people to your wedding, if the people sharing the food are biased and corrupt, forget it. The food won’t reach everybody.

2) THE PEOPLE WHO COOKED THE FOOD.

There are chefs and there are shelves.

God help you if you hire the wrong hands to cook for your wedding.

Soup be looking like the rod of Moses was used to stir it, the soup will divide like red sea, oil one side, water one side, meat (the Israelites) will be in the middle

Your food will be left for you on tables to feed to dogs after the wedding is over.

3) THE MASTER OF CEREMONY (MC)

The wedding I attended last, I believe strongly that that Mc was brought out of retirement to do that job and I think it was free of charge work.

His voice self, if you hear am for dream, fear go catch you for ear.

Some Mc are like sleeping pills, wedding guests be pressing phone and others sleeping, your wedding ceremony will be looking like market square on eke market day.

Get a good MC, your wedding ceremony will be like show.
Everybody laughing, your wedding guests will be entertained and you’ll have a memorable wedding day experience on camera and on pictures.

4) THE DISK JOCKEY (DJ) OR LIVE BAND

What’s a wedding ceremony without good music at some point?
Especially when the couple are dancing in, and any other dance session.

Went for a wedding and the Dj started playing praise and worship songs. Why? Dj why?

Have all the love songs that people sang finished that you’re playing “These are the days of Elijah” by Akpororo on somebody’s wedding day?

Even the lyrics of that song reach to fear the couple,
Jesus isn’t coming today. On somebody’s wedding day, you want Jesus to come riding on the clouds?
On somebody’s wedding day. Dj fear God oh.

Get a good Dj that knows the difference between songs to play at a wedding and the ones to play at a funeral before you hear lyrics like “I’m just a passer-by in this wicked world, accept my spirit TODAY oh Lord” on your wedding day

Before Dj go do you strong thing, or you hire a good live band.

5) THE MAKEUP ARTIST

You’ll take pictures, you’ll do a video,

Your face as the bride or your Wifes face (if you’re the groom) will show inside.

If you decide to do makeup, I beg you, get a good makeup artist.
Not the makeup artist that did their training online and you are their first real client.

Some makeup artists will make up Jane and she’ll end up looking like Janet.

And then, all those heavy makeups? Why? Some ladies make up on their wedding day self, even you a their friend, you know they look more beautiful than that, so why should make up make you look ugly?

6) PHOTOGRAPHER.

I remember one time we went for a family occasion, people from different people of the nation,
Photographer was snapping us with camera without film inside, and he know oh, but how to tell us the bad news without incurring our immediate wrath, so he kept mute instead.

May photograph not disappoint you on your big day oh
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That reminds me, please if you know you don’t like to smile or dance if somebody asks you to come and do Men in suit, or aṣọ Ebi or bridal train, tell them you have stomach problems.

Don’t go and be frowning on somebody’s wedding pictures like somebody stole your money.
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Wishing my friend, Pharmacist Isiakpere Andra Akpos a Happy Married Life this Weekend.
This post is dedicated to you, Dear.

Your Wedding Day will be great

And your Marriage shall be greater.

 

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